Alabama in San Francisco

So I was hanging out in my favorite cafe in the Outer Richmond, and while drinking coffee and reading about the lowly 49ers, I overheard a hilariously ignorant convo happening to my left.  I found it fascinating that the two older gentlemen conversing to my left were discussing politics and the presidential election.  As a political junkie, and one that is completely intrigued by random people’s conversations, I had to listen.  At first I thought they were joking.  If they were, these two older gentlemen had quite the sense of humor and really knew how to mess with me.  They were discussing how it was impossible to vote for Obama because his middle name is “Hussein” and he’s a Muslim.  I was unaware of this, development.  If this is true I can’t vote for him either.  I also heard he’s black so that’s another reason I can’t vote for him.  I just want to thank these two individuals for bringing this to light so I don’t waste my vote on someone who “ain’t like me”.  Oh wait, I already mailed it in… Dammit!